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Danny Murray

January 9, 2018

Danny Murray is a 30-year-old man child. An unremarkable youth, he excelled in little and averaged in everything…except algebra, he failed miserably with algebra.

Danny holds a degree in History and Classical Studies as well as a Master’s degree in journalism. At the age of 25, despite having never played professional rugby, Danny announced his retirement from the sport in order to give young up and coming talent “a fair chance.” He held a press confrence in his Mother's sitting room and broadcast the message to 11 people via Facebook live. Despite requests to the IRFU, Danny has not received confirmation that they have accepted his retirement. 

His right knee is made of polystyrene and his favourite hobby is telling people about how his knee exploded. He is an avid sports fan and is petrified of wasps. 

Danny lives in Dublin,Ireland with his walrus shaped Labrador named Cleo and is a season ticket holder to Leinster Rugby. He denies all accusations of links to the Russian mob.